12/3/02: Headline Honku!

Just about every day I see a story in the media that inspires a honku. So, here's a new interactive web site game: Write a honku basd on the zany news story below. As usual, it's fun for the whole family....

Police Stop Bus in New Jersey After Driver's Taliban Remark
By THOMAS J. LUECK

It was apparently meant as a joke. But when the frustrated driver of a New York-bound Greyhound bus got on his public address system yesterday in central New Jersey and told his passengers, "We're going to the Taliban, don't worry about it," the remark provoked little laughter, several cellphone calls and a huge police response....

What's your honku headline?!


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