Posted by Garrett Zucker on March 19, 2002 at 15:27:52:
A loud horn blowing
will not make the traffic go
any faster, schmuck!
Above is my contribution, inspired by the people who a) seam surprised to be at a traffic stand-still while trying to navigate through the narrow city streets during rush hour, and b) believe that if they honk their magic horn, all the people in front of them will turn around, look, and say, "Oh, it's YOU. I didn't know you wanted to get through. Please, let me get out of your way." Morons.